Friday, 25 September 2009

Narrative: James Bond ideas

James Bond time, unfortunately there's this whole thing called Austin Powers which just so happens to exist and happens to be extremely popular and pretty funny. So anything I come up with has probably already been done and I'm probably just unknowingly taking jokes from that. Damn you Mike Myers.

Bond gets drunk on Martini's gets into KITT rather than his own car.

Bond is killed by a Sniper on the intro sequence.

James Bond always has a lot of gadgets, so perhaps Q just gives him him a stupid gadget which looks like it has no practical use we then cut away to a scene where Bond is in trouble and he somehow finds a practical use of said gadget. That was done in Austin Powers though I think.

Q gives Bond a gadget but mistakes it for another one, trouble ensues hoho. Mints are actually cyanide pills. Button to activate laser watch just makes a backlight turn on.

M15 has no money, gives Bond banged up old car that does nothing, yet it in somehow comes through and saves the day. Like a wheel falls off and smashes through the windscreen of a chasing bad guy.

Bond is sacked by M15 and Michael Knight is hired in his place, trouble ensues hoho.

That's all I can really think of right now. I'm going to do a bit of research into Bond villians to see if anything can be taken from them.